FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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