Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
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its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
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We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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