that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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