I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I have aggressive nipples.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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