My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Best friends brother. Beat that.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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