Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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