I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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