hell yes lets make some ravioli
I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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