never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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