you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i barfeds in our rink
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Randomize
