My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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