we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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