Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Randomize
