Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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