HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
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K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
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I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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