I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
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No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
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SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
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