No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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