Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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