Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
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She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
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"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
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