At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
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Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
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There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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