well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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