I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
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i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
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last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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