kristin has been a bad kristin
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
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my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
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Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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