I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
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You. Win. At. Life.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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