a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
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They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
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I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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