Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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