i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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