have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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