Im at strip club and am horny
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
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Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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