And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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