you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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