I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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