How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
you win again, gameday.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
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