i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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