He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
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If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
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Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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