went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
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Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
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I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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