Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
All I want is dick and wine.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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