This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
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