I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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