Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
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Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
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hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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