You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Im part way to drunk.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
You've changed since you got that strap on
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