Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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