If i come over, it means nothing
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
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We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
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He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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