were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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