What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
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it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
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Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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