so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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