Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
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What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
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You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
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I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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