I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
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I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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