That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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