I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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