Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
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seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
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first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
you're hired as official boob wrangler
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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