Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
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hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
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You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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