i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
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He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
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We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Randomize