Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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